CELESTE: Stop it Dad. You're bad at singing. Mum better.
MIKE: Oh. I'm good at dancing though.
CELESTE: No Dad! Mum better
MIKE: I'm pretty good at stories and cuddles, I think.
CELESTE: No Dad!
MIKE: What am I good at then?
There is a LONG, THOUGHTFUL PAUSE
CELESTE: Changing poo nappies. That the only thing. One thing. Need change now.
MIKE is no longer SINGING because he is UNHAPPY
I always get the bum jobs...
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