Point of infection: Nursery
Initial symptoms: Lethargy, loss of appetite, shambling toddle around the house
Later symptoms: Vomiting, diarrhoea, incessant singing of the 'Do-Re-Mi' sound from the Sound of Music
Remedial measure: Dosed with Fruit Shoots and chocolate buttons, awaiting results of treatment
Recommended measures: Quarantine the household, reassure all civilians about their exposure and imminent symptoms, await further developments
May God have mercy on our souls...
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