Point of infection: Household - cuddles with Patient Zero
Initial symptoms: Smiling, wiggling, slight diarrhoea
Later symptoms: Giggling, smiling, wiggling, copious neon diarrhoea
Remedial measure: Dosed with milk and cuddles
Recommended measures: Continue quarantining household, shoot-on-sight policy authorised for escapees, await further developments
Special note: With fifty per cent of the household infected and the washing machine running at capacity, morale is low amongst the uninfected adults. Recommend airdrop of wine and chocolate.
No...I'm not being ridiculous, though a survey of adults in my house revealed that 50% of them thought I was a hypochondriac.
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