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TROJAN WEE (Noun)

Found Footage

The following is a true story, pieced together from fragments posted on Facebook, of one man's descent into madness.

Digital History #1

This just cropped up on my Facebook feed from when Celeste was weaning two years ago. Her accuracy with food has improved, but my abilities with adventure games have not.

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Watching Celeste explore the world reminds me of how bad I am at adventure games on my PC.

Use BISCOTTI on BLANKET - "I don't understand what you want to do"
Use BISCOTTI on FOREHEAD - "That doesn't seem right to me"
Use BISCOTTI on DADDY - "He looks confused"
Use BISCOTTI on NOSTRIL - "It doesn't fit"

After a long while, I work out how to get through the locked prison door and Celeste works out that biscotti go in her mouth.

So do I, man. So do I.

Copacabana: A Ballad for Aurora

One, two, three...

Hit it!

Eggless Halloween Wiggly Worm Cake Recipe

Okay...I know it's a long way from Halloween yet, but it's an excuse to make disgusting-looking cakes, so...

Guest contributor: Celeste Chapman (3)

Story by Celeste Chapman (aged 2 1/2 years):

There was Princess Celeste and Queen Mummy and King Daddy. King Daddy and Celeste wore pink dresses. They all went for a walk by the river and found acorns. They took them to the funfair and went on the rides. They ate sausages and mango and lived happily ever after. The End.

Do you expect me to talk?

Never, ever trust toddlers with secrets.