Showing posts with label Lessons for Celeste. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lessons for Celeste. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 June 2017

The White Crown and the Red Crown

Lessons for Celeste while Lyn is feeding Aurora:

Dead Kings in Ancient Egypt got buried under big stone pyramids.

Thursday, 29 December 2016

Thursday, 2 June 2016

The National Razor

Lessons for Celeste while her Mum is asleep: In Revolutionary France, during the Reign of Terror, lots of people had their heads chopped off by guillotines.

Madame Guillotine


Sorry Celeste - Terry ToyTown is an enemy of the proletariat



Terry ToyTown, you have been found guilty of crimes against liberty!


*Drum roll* Hooray!


Next!



Tomorrow's lesson: How long heads live for after they've been chopped off.

Wednesday, 1 June 2016

Pharoah 'nuff

Lessons for Celeste while her Mum is asleep: In Ancient Egypt, Pharoahs buried their retainers alive with them in their Pyramids when they died, as illustrated by me entombing Celeste's lego men.

"All who enter this tomb will suffer judgment and an end shall be made for him"

Tomorrow's lesson: Ancient Egyptians used to pull the brains out of dead bodies using hooks up the nose.