Well, here were are ladies and gentlemen. The final story. The first one "A Flash of Pink" dropped 135 days ago, back in August, and before the delightful wiggle machine that is Aurora arrived. It's been immensely fun to write these stories for everyone who wanted to play. I'm a bit sad that it's over, but secretly a bit glad that I'm going to get my lie-ins back for a while.
Definitely until I find the next damn fool thing to do!
Oh yeah - that's the next damn fool thing. Now that all of the stories are done - 56k words...novel length! - I'm going to give everything a thorough edit and format and release it for free download on Smashwords (and the Kindle, if I can work out how that works!).
This story was written for two good friends of mine who are getting married this year. Their wedding is actually going to be a festival in itself, which should make for spectacular fun this summer! Their chosen word was "festival" and the random genre picker gave me "time travel". I've tried to go out with a bang this time!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Festival Night".
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Saturday, 7 January 2017
Monday, 1 August 2016
Imminent Baby Writing Challenge Day Nine: "Toxin"
Just in the nick of time, with 90 minutes to spare, here's Day Nine!
Today's word was suggested by my sister-in-law who gave me the word 'tea party', which I suspect was influenced by the bellowing toddler she was playing with when it came to mind, which then got the random genre 'suspense'.
Tomorrow's word is 'Circassian circle' - because my brother-in-law is a jovial pain in the arse - and 'dieselpunk': two things I know virtually nothing about. I'd best start reading up then!
If any more of my blog readers want to suggest a word, I'll write you a story too! (as always, the genre will get randomly picked out of a list).
So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - "Toxin".
Today's word was suggested by my sister-in-law who gave me the word 'tea party', which I suspect was influenced by the bellowing toddler she was playing with when it came to mind, which then got the random genre 'suspense'.
Tomorrow's word is 'Circassian circle' - because my brother-in-law is a jovial pain in the arse - and 'dieselpunk': two things I know virtually nothing about. I'd best start reading up then!
If any more of my blog readers want to suggest a word, I'll write you a story too! (as always, the genre will get randomly picked out of a list).
So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - "Toxin".
Sunday, 24 July 2016
Imminent Baby Challenge Day Three: "Just the Shine"
T-minus 24 days until blast-off! Or less! Or more!
Today's word has given by my very lovely and heavily pregnant wife Lyn - it is "shine" and the random genre picker gave me "crime". There are far, far worse combinations than crimes involving shiny things. Actually, come to think of it, the majority of crimes revolve around shiny things.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - "Just the Shine".
Today's word has given by my very lovely and heavily pregnant wife Lyn - it is "shine" and the random genre picker gave me "crime". There are far, far worse combinations than crimes involving shiny things. Actually, come to think of it, the majority of crimes revolve around shiny things.
So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you - "Just the Shine".
Friday, 22 July 2016
New Baby Celebration Day One: "A Flash of Pink"
To help celebrate the imminent birth of my second child and mourn the fact that I'm not going to be writing for a while once that happens, I asked some of my friends on Facebook to throw a word at me and I'd write them a story about it. To keep it interesting, the genre would get picked by a random selector. To make it really difficult, I'm going to try to do one per day.
This first one came from a very dear friend of mine who lives in Canada and who I sadly haven't seen in bleedin' ages, but it's been brilliant to see her flourishing in far, much colder, soils. The word was 'blues' and the topic was 'thriller'.
This first one came from a very dear friend of mine who lives in Canada and who I sadly haven't seen in bleedin' ages, but it's been brilliant to see her flourishing in far, much colder, soils. The word was 'blues' and the topic was 'thriller'.
Tuesday, 31 May 2016
Bikes, snowdrifts and procrastination
It's been ages since the last time I tried to write a novel. With everything going on in my life - first a baby, now another one on the way - I usually just stick to short stories because I can finish them in a timely manner before something breaks the thread of my concentration.
I'm going to try though, mainly because writing short stories feels like playing in the fun pool to me: satisfying, but all the important stuff is happening in the big pool.
The last time I tried writing something it was for National Novel Writing Month a few years back: a novel called "Nine Apple Pips".
It was kind of climate dystopia/detective story that I'd been kicking around for a few years. It was a bad time to try: I'd just been promoted and we were waiting on baby number one. I was also a lot, lot less experienced that I am now and I didn't appreciate two important things:
1) Writing to the clock like NaNoWriMo asks you to do isn't me. It probably works really well for some people, but I find that stories sit in the back of my head as I slowly write them and make much more interesting connections as I go. Racing forward eliminates that and encourages some of my most annoying faults like overusing semicolons. If I'm not concentrating, then my dialogue suffers and, it being against the clock, there's no time to fix it before going on to the next bit. I went through the old files - about 20k worth before I gave up - and spent a good solid hour editing the first page.
2) Proper preparation before starting is everything. The novel was way too dark and bleak (tells you how easy the promotion was going!) and without forward planning and a little tonal balancing, it was turning into an interesting but not fun read. Again, grimdark novels have their place and their audience, but it doesn't really work for me.
I'm going to try though, mainly because writing short stories feels like playing in the fun pool to me: satisfying, but all the important stuff is happening in the big pool.
The last time I tried writing something it was for National Novel Writing Month a few years back: a novel called "Nine Apple Pips".
Ungerminated seeds, unfinished novel
It was kind of climate dystopia/detective story that I'd been kicking around for a few years. It was a bad time to try: I'd just been promoted and we were waiting on baby number one. I was also a lot, lot less experienced that I am now and I didn't appreciate two important things:
1) Writing to the clock like NaNoWriMo asks you to do isn't me. It probably works really well for some people, but I find that stories sit in the back of my head as I slowly write them and make much more interesting connections as I go. Racing forward eliminates that and encourages some of my most annoying faults like overusing semicolons. If I'm not concentrating, then my dialogue suffers and, it being against the clock, there's no time to fix it before going on to the next bit. I went through the old files - about 20k worth before I gave up - and spent a good solid hour editing the first page.
Not conducive to grammar; not fun either
2) Proper preparation before starting is everything. The novel was way too dark and bleak (tells you how easy the promotion was going!) and without forward planning and a little tonal balancing, it was turning into an interesting but not fun read. Again, grimdark novels have their place and their audience, but it doesn't really work for me.
Just an occasional ray of sunshine...
Anyway, I've just realised that, in writing this blog post, that I'm procrastinating again. The planning's done: the stage is set and the actors, while not knowing every line, are ready. Time to get started I think.
One last procrastination: Thanks for all the kind feedback about "The Biking Man" story. For some reason, posting it lead to a doubling of page views for the day, so clearly there was something about it that people really liked. Bikes, perhaps? Perhaps "Nine Apple Pips" would've been better with bikes. Perhaps the current effort would be!
Saturday, 7 May 2016
Shell Game
A few years ago, I won a Waterstones Crime Writing Competition with a story called "Tomb Town": a published author had picked it out as the best of the bunch. Unfortunately, the magazine it was scheduled to be published in (Suffolk and Norfolk Life) felt that it was too dark and asked me to write something new. In 48 hours.
Two very busy days later, I submitted "Shell Game" and it got published in the September of that year. I've included it below and I'll stick "Tomb Town" up later. It's still my favourite of the two, dark or not.
Two very busy days later, I submitted "Shell Game" and it got published in the September of that year. I've included it below and I'll stick "Tomb Town" up later. It's still my favourite of the two, dark or not.
Shell
Game
“I
don’t understand,” said Kelvin, staring up at the sculpture.
“There’re no shells here, but there’re huge metal scallop
shells sitting on the beach.”
We
all have our crosses to bear: mine is my new superior officer, DCI
Kelvin – crass, balding and fat.
I
looked at him incredulously. London had sent him here a month ago,
but he still knew nothing about the area.
“The
town has a long history…” I started but Kelvin walked away
mid-sentence, crunching unsteadily across the loose shingle.
“DC
Guyton…are you coming?” he called back irritably. I smothered my
sharp reply and followed, picking my way carefully around the clumps
of leafy plants erupting through the stones. Kelvin showed no such
consideration, crushing them underfoot obliviously.
Perhaps
I was being unkind to him. It was still very early in the morning;
I’d been awoken at 4am by my wife poking me in the ribs as the
phone downstairs rang shrilly. A body had been found on the beach and
my presence was required immediately. There’d been no time to make
proper coffee; I’d settled for stale instant grains from a dusty
jar. Even with that chemical fortification, I couldn't be cheerful
this early. It was the height of summer, but even the sun hadn't fully risen yet and its pale radiance cast reaching shadows across
the tall terraces of shingle.
The
body had been found by the sculpture by a local resident out for an
early morning constitutional. It still sat, propped up against the
flat, rear scallop shell, serenely staring out at the sun rising over
the ocean.
“What
do you think?” Kelvin asked, nodding down at it.
I didn't reply. The body was of a middle-aged woman, dark-haired but
greying slightly, dressed casually under a thin beige jacket. There
was no sign of a struggle and no obvious indicator of death. I would've ascribed it to a natural cause, if not for the shabby
briefcase that yawned open beside her legs.
It
was full of money but, more precisely, half-full of money: £50 notes
bundled together by thick rubber bands. Scrupulously half-full, like
some pedant had meticulously measured the case’s interior, before
removing exactly half.
I wondered what it meant. A death from natural causes would've left
a full briefcase here; a robbery would've left no briefcase at all.
I
was about to say as much to Kelvin, but the sounds of an argument
interrupted me. Along the beach, near a cluster of weather-beaten
fishing sheds, a few of the attending constables were engaged in
fierce debate with a photographer and woman with a notebook.
The
local press. It hadn't taken long for word to spread. I’d known
they’d eventually arrive, but I’d been hoping for more time. As
the sun rose higher, the constables would start fending off tourists,
swimmers and interested locals. I wondered if we had enough uniforms
with us to control the growing crowd.
“I’ll
talk to the press, Guyton,” Kelvin smiled. “It is my case after
all.”
I didn't dignify that with an answer and turned back to the body as
Kelvin crunched over to the peeling black paint and weather-warped
wood of the fishing huts. I’d have to do the real work myself,
obviously.
I
pulled on some latex gloves from my coat pocket and crouched down by
the body. From beneath her beige jacket’s zip, a smudge of dark
discolouration on her t-shirt peeked out and, sure enough, when I
twitched the material aside, a small bullet wound glared angrily out
above a long bloody stain that stretched down her whole left side.
Murder,
then, but there was no bullet hole through the jacket. Someone had
walked right up to her, slipped the gun under her jacket and shot
her, face-to-face, at point-blank range. Someone she knew and
trusted.
The
hairs on the back of my neck rose. In all the years I’d worked
here, there’d never been a murder. It had always been a peaceful,
beautiful seaside town; nothing ever cast a shadow over it. It was
exactly the kind of shocking case that could develop a solid
reputation for me.
I
turned my attention to the briefcase and the cash which half-filled
it. The case itself was unremarkable: some generic brand with
imitation leather and cheap brass clasps. There were dozens like it.
I’d had one as an unimaginative Christmas present years before. I
gently picked up a bundle of money. The rubber band was worn; clearly
it had been used many times before, but the bank notes were clean and
unwrinkled. When I examined them more closely, a strong solvent smell
assaulted my nostrils.
Could
they be counterfeit?
I
smiled secretly at the irony. This poor woman hadn't got what she
was expecting, but clearly neither had her killer…
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